i was almost an abortion

Friday, November 16, 2012

screamin' out ur name...

Adele Vs. Calvin Harris - Let's Go Set Fire To The Rain (Handbag House B...









as sleepy as he was,
he still had a hard-on...
and everyone knows what wins in that circumstance...
the hard-on!
of course.

by the time he was able to get up and out of bed n start cruising the internet for a hook-up,  he had  almost talked himself into just spending the night in bed, alone...but then, there it was, that never ending itch in his nut sack, the  overwhelming  twitch in the base of his cock that tingled to the head n back, and the non-stop scratch in his groin that told him that 
even if he wanted to sleep tonight,
it just wasn't gonna happen...


as he went to the bathroom, he passed  the coffee table, which he almost knocked his knee into, and when he looked down, there it was...a copy of some gay photo book that his friend had given him, called J/O by that super-fag joe oppedisano...soooo gay, he thought, but picked it up n walked it into the bathroom, maybe use it for "reading material" while he got ready. and that was the last anyone heard from him that night...
he apparently stayed holed up in his bedroom with that book, and it's like, he's forgotten all about the real world, real men, real sex...but, he's always smiling, and his cock seems happy too, so, i guess as long as he's happy n alive, he's in good hands, well,  i mean, he's in his own hands,
 but, he's in good company.











DressED US Up a dumb fuck

Madonna Dress You Up Official Video




PRAISE MADGE!



THE NEXT TIME U FEEL U HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, NEGATIVELY, ABOUT MADGE, AKA, MADONNA....WHY DON'T U TAKE A LOOK BACK AT HOW IT REALLY WAS...SHE CHANGED US FOREVER, SHE OPENED DOORS, AND THE SMILE ON HER FACE SHOWS JUST HOW MUCH SHE LOVED IT ...
AND WANTED TO BE THERE...WITHOUT MADONNA, THINK ABOUT THIS...WITHOUT MADONNA, WHERE WOULD WE, AS A SOCIETY BE TODAY?
MAYBE A LITTLE LESS FUN, A TAD BIT LESS COLORFUL, AND, WELL, MUCH MORE...BORING. SO THANK HER. XO MADGE J/O
 
 
 



yo douchbag, i miss u today. u dumb fuck...xo j/o


TYPICAL DAY (ur shit stinks)

TYPICAL DAY






u think ur shit don't stink?
well, ur wrong...
everyone's shit stinks...
it's just a fact...
and so, to prove this point, 
we conducted a survey...
i asked everyone of my friends who stepped into the bathroom at The Underground (at Lot19)'s eau de toilet last Sunday night, to do nothing more than drop trou and squat on the pot, and in 3 clicks of my camera, i would capture the pure raw essence and beauty that makes me proud to say out loud, "gurl, ur shit do stink!"
and so, with no other direction, no other demands,
 this is what happened...